Toilet-Sitter

Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
Girlfriend was physically stuck to the seat — her skin had grown around it

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said.

First I'd like to state that I take particular joy in the Sherriff of Ness City having the surname Whipple.

Her fool boyfriend took care of her in there the whole time, but it doesn't sound like he ever made a real attempt to get her out.
Bet he would have tried a little harder if it was the only bathroom in the house.

You can thank Warren Ellis